Manager told a Joke and no one laughed at it.
Then a he said it was a Joke,
We supposed to laugh on it, that what we dint hear the Joke at all.. ROFL, Friday PUN
My daughter loved to tell this series of jokes when she was in the second grade:
Q: How do you put an elephant in the refrigerator?
A: You open the refrigerator door and put the elephant inside.
Q: How do you put a giraffe in the refrigerator?
A: You open the door, take the elephant out, and put the giraffe in.
Q: All the animals are drinking at the watering hole except one--who is missing?
A: The giraffe, because he's still in the refrigerator.
Conversation between teacher and student
Johnny (Student)-Mrs Robert Can I be punished to something I haven't done?
Mrs Robert, "of course not Johnny that would be very unfair "
Johnny-Thanks Mrs Robert,sorry I haven't done my homework today
Nancy Astor to Winston Churchill:
“If I had a husband like you,” she said, with concentrated scorn, “I’d give him poison!”
“Mad’m,” he replied, looking her over with a feeble sort of smile, “If I had a wife like you I’d take it.”