I have since reinstalled the 11gR2 database after noticing that I was missing some library paths (/lib and /usr/lib) in my LD_LIBRARY_PATH env var.
The database that I reinstalled at this point seems to be working fine but all the clients on the other VIPs are installed with those same paths missing from the LD_LIBRARY_PATH. We are in the process of updating the paths on those boxes and then will try reinstalling the clients with the hopes that this will help.
Well, I was wrong yet again and have come to the conclusion that ORACLE 220.127.116.11 is a piece of garbage which is why they give it out for free in the first place.
I find Oracle to be an evil corporation whose sole purpose it to make my life miserable.
Turns out I was a complete dope and my wallet wasn't created correctly. I ended up trying a bit of "insanity" and recreating the wallet by including the private key and the cert in the the trusted certificate and that seemed to be the missing piece. I want to thank everyone for all their help on this matter.