You CAN get there from here. An understanding of Oracle Support's Phone Menu.

In Maine there is a saying among the locals “You can’t get there from here.”  It is one of the most popular phrases and is commonly used as a precursor when supplying directions to a lost traveler.  It typically means that you're heading in the wrong direction and there is no direct route to your destination.  If you have ever been to Maine – you know that it has breathtaking seashores and mountains as well as fairytale-like woods, rivers and lakes.  So, it's easy losing your way when surrounded by such beauty; even for native New Englanders such as myself.