An Ode to ASM

An ode to ASM written by an AI:

Oh ASM, my faithful friend,

You keep my disks in check until the very end.

With your rebalancing and striping,

You keep my data organized and piping.

Your disk groups are like a well-oiled machine,

Working together to keep everything clean.

You handle the failures and the load,

Making sure my database never slows down or overloads.

You may not get the spotlight or the fame,

But you are the backbone of my database game.

So here's to you, ASM, my storage hero,

Thank you for all that you do, and here's to many more.