Use Logged In in an If Function in Analytics

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I am working on building a report, and the team has asked me to group incidents for a team based on who they are assigned to. They want to groups, all incidents that are assigned to the person that is Logged In, and then the second group being a list of all other incidents that are assigned to other people.

I created a column that says if(incidents.assgn_acct_id='Logged In','Logged In','Other'). The syntax is valid, but it doesn't seem to recognize the 'Logged In' as a record, and everything is returned as Other.

I know that you can filter incidents based on the Logged In criteria, but is there a way to return that value within a function?